SWTOR Parody: Baby Got Bubble

Some serious work has gone into this SWTOR Parody by Jason Barnett. Based on this little ditty by Sir Mix-A-Lot from the 1990s, Sith Sorcerers are the subject and whether you play one or not, you’ll be likely to find this funny:

Great work Jason!

Star Wars Episode VII: Han Solo Contract Negotiations

As someone who salivates over any news about the upcoming Star Wars movies, I was initially disappointed to see this info was a parody but my disappointment waned pretty quickly when I watched them. The whole premise is negotiating with Harrison Ford to appear in Star Wars Episode 7.

Like the original movies, it’s a trilogy, so enjoy!

Part 1:

Part 2:

Part 3:

Huge thanks to Ken at SWTOR Gamers of Oceania for the heads-up!

Star Wars Humour Round-Up

Some Stupendous Saturday Star Wars Satire for you, rounded up from all corners of the interwebs. Enjoy!





And finally:

The Spirit World: Infiltrating Bioware – A Help Guide

So, you’ve taken on your spirit form and are now looking at Bioware HQ from across the spirit street.


Yep, that sums up my current situation.


What are you trying to achieve from this help guide?


I’m trying to get to the same floor Stephen Reid is on so I can ask him about the future of SWTOR.


What are you wearing?


Is that really important?


This is your first spirit heist isn’t it?




You need to be wearing appropriate clothing for this or their spirit guards will catch and torture you.


I’m wearing a balaclava, t-shirt, jeans and thongs.


That sounds about appropriate for someone trying to pull off the “casual and about to rob you” look. However, Thongs?


Flipflops, sandals.


Sorry, the usual people that ask for my advice are American hippies.




No its not, they argue with me every step of the way and then end up losing their soul because they didn’t follow my advice.


Losing their soul?


Sorry, did I say soul? I meant spirit …juice.


Are we going to start?


I was waiting for you.


I’ve been ready since I summoned you.


Ok, what do you see?


I see Bioware HQ and there is something that looks like a furry red Yoda standing around outside.


Furry red Yoda?


Yea, it looks kinda cute.


Furry red Yoda?


Yea, its looking at me.


Ok, the fury red Yoda must be a guard of some kind. What I suggest you do is walk across the street and inside as though you belong there.


It’s still looking at me.


Just tell me when you get inside.


I’m inside and I’m headed over to the elevator.


No, do not use the elevator that’s what they’ll be expecting. Take the stairs.


The stairs. But who knows what floor Stephen Reid is on?


If you take the elevator I cant be held responsible for what furry red Yoda will do to you.


Stairs it is then.


Try the top floor.


Why the top? I don’t want to walk all the way up there.


Think about it, the more floors you try the more suspicious you will seem, so we need to decide where he will most likely be – and because I dont think you would risk your soul juice just to be on the same floor as the janitor he must be important. Important people are on the top floor.


Sounds reasonable.


Also listen out for people following you.


I think I can already hear someone following me.


Why didn’t you say something?


Because you didn’t ask.


That is very childish considering you are the one risking your soul juice.


What is soul juice anyway?


It’s actually just soul, I didn’t want to scare you considering this is your first foray into the soul world.


What could possibly happen to my soul?


It’s link to your body could be destroyed, thus trapping you here.


Why wouldn’t you tell me that?




The footsteps are getting closer.


What floor are you at?


I’m on the top floor.


Go into the room and tell me we found him.


Yep I can see him… oh F***, there is some kind of crocodile man standing next to him.


What’s it doing?


It’s seen me, now it’s walking towards me… it’s got a lightsaber.


This ends the infiltrate Bioware via the spirit world help guide.


What, you cant leave me like this, what do I do?


For more help guides visit…


What, I need help now!


I would suggest the “Escape from Bioware HQ Via The Spirit World Help Guide”. However in the meantime I would recommend you… RUN

Community involvement: Vote to decide what happens next.

  1.  Option 1) run into the bathroom.
  2.  Option 2) run back to the stairwell.

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An original Ken Clark / TOROZ production

Different perspectives on Chewbacca

A funny meme has popped up over recent weeks which I love, but some people are already damn sick of.  It’s the What People Think I Do schtick, and it’s been everywhere. (Some good non-Star Wars examples can be found here, here and here).

So it was with some pleasure I saw this one:

If you didn’t get it, then you didn’t check out the other examples I linked above. Go do your homework then have a laugh!

[via David K and Dark Horse Comics]

SWTOR: Full of Gungans!

Nothing in the Star Wars Universe draws more derision than Jar Jar Binks and his brethren, the Gungans.

SWTOR thankfully doesn’t feature the race, but it’s part of a comic called ‘The Dangers of a Star Wars MMO’ and you and check it out right here.

For what it’s worth, I think they’ve captured the nature of George Lucas perfectly!

Star Wars Shuffling for New Year’s Eve

It’s coming up to New Year’s Eve, so what better than seeing some SWTOR dancing to one of the year’s biggest hits. It’s not going to win any machinima awards but it’s a bit of fun so enjoy it for what it is:

[via David K at SWTOR Gamers of Oceania]

Darth Vader in Love

Time for some pre-Xmas humour, courtesy of the evergreen Darth Vader. I hadn’t seen this 2009 piece from the The Peter Serafinowicz Show, but it’s a corker:

Put your hand up if you’d buy a Commander Larkin suit? I mean female readers of course – I don’t want an affirmative answer from anyone else.

Upset about no SWTOR early access yet? Watch this

I think this may just be one of the funniest pieces of Star Wars humour yet:

Am I right? And did you notice the sobbing at the end was Star Wars music themed?

[via David K on the SWTOR Gamers of Oceania Facebook page]

Hulk vs Ewok: Hulk wins

It’s everything good Star Wars humour should be: short, sweet and actually funny!


Now if only someone would make Iron Man vs Jar Jar Binks….

George Lucas Strikes Back

Some more humour on a Sunday. I missed the release of this gem back in May but glad I’ve found it now.

Have a look and a laugh:

Now if only they’d release the full movie!