The Spirit World: Infiltrating Bioware – A Help Guide

So, you’ve taken on your spirit form and are now looking at Bioware HQ from across the spirit street.

 

Yep, that sums up my current situation.

 

What are you trying to achieve from this help guide?

 

I’m trying to get to the same floor Stephen Reid is on so I can ask him about the future of SWTOR.

 

What are you wearing?

 

Is that really important?

 

This is your first spirit heist isn’t it?

 

Yep.

 

You need to be wearing appropriate clothing for this or their spirit guards will catch and torture you.

 

I’m wearing a balaclava, t-shirt, jeans and thongs.

 

That sounds about appropriate for someone trying to pull off the “casual and about to rob you” look. However, Thongs?

 

Flipflops, sandals.

 

Sorry, the usual people that ask for my advice are American hippies.

 

Cool.

 

No its not, they argue with me every step of the way and then end up losing their soul because they didn’t follow my advice.

 

Losing their soul?

 

Sorry, did I say soul? I meant spirit …juice.

 

Are we going to start?

 

I was waiting for you.

 

I’ve been ready since I summoned you.

 

Ok, what do you see?

 

I see Bioware HQ and there is something that looks like a furry red Yoda standing around outside.

 

Furry red Yoda?

 

Yea, it looks kinda cute.

 

Furry red Yoda?

 

Yea, its looking at me.

 

Ok, the fury red Yoda must be a guard of some kind. What I suggest you do is walk across the street and inside as though you belong there.

 

It’s still looking at me.

 

Just tell me when you get inside.

 

I’m inside and I’m headed over to the elevator.

 

No, do not use the elevator that’s what they’ll be expecting. Take the stairs.

 

The stairs. But who knows what floor Stephen Reid is on?

 

If you take the elevator I cant be held responsible for what furry red Yoda will do to you.

 

Stairs it is then.

 

Try the top floor.

 

Why the top? I don’t want to walk all the way up there.

 

Think about it, the more floors you try the more suspicious you will seem, so we need to decide where he will most likely be – and because I dont think you would risk your soul juice just to be on the same floor as the janitor he must be important. Important people are on the top floor.

 

Sounds reasonable.

 

Also listen out for people following you.

 

I think I can already hear someone following me.

 

Why didn’t you say something?

 

Because you didn’t ask.

 

That is very childish considering you are the one risking your soul juice.

 

What is soul juice anyway?

 

It’s actually just soul, I didn’t want to scare you considering this is your first foray into the soul world.

 

What could possibly happen to my soul?

 

It’s link to your body could be destroyed, thus trapping you here.

 

Why wouldn’t you tell me that?

 

Um.

 

The footsteps are getting closer.

 

What floor are you at?

 

I’m on the top floor.

 

Go into the room and tell me we found him.

 

Yep I can see him… oh F***, there is some kind of crocodile man standing next to him.

 

What’s it doing?

 

It’s seen me, now it’s walking towards me… it’s got a lightsaber.

 

This ends the infiltrate Bioware via the spirit world help guide.

 

What, you cant leave me like this, what do I do?

 

For more help guides visit…

 

What, I need help now!

 

I would suggest the “Escape from Bioware HQ Via The Spirit World Help Guide”. However in the meantime I would recommend you… RUN

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She Plays Insane People: NitWhit

Is this what I think it is?

Yes that is a Mynock, and yes it has a rifle. It’s so totally random and yet, so totally cool that anyone who sees it is like: ‘Huh? Oh wow!’

For this week’s piece I am interviewing another regular at the SWTOR forums. Like my previous interview, she has been posting in the forums there since October of 2008, a month before I started. She has been a massive presence on the SWTOR Boards since they began. She has a devious mind that is only matched by her absolutely brutal style of roleplaying and ‘assisting’ people – sometimes with a swift kick in the cranium via a private message. She has no patience for people whose grandstanding gets in the way of good storytelling. But at the same time, she always has time to help a rookie, which we all were once, whether we admit it or not. Whether it is roleplaying a psychotic Twilek assassin, a naive technician or a brain bent shape shifter, she does it with style. Give it up for the NitWhit!

Edward: Hello Nit, I have a few questions for you today, if you don’t mind.

Nit: I don’t mind at all.

Edward: In general terms, Nit, what are you in real life?

Nit: I’m a college student working on getting a degree in engineering who spends my free time juggling writing, art, and several groups I’m involved with on my campus.

Edward: Why do you play insane characters most of the time?

Nit: Well sanity is overrated tends to be my quick answer, but really I just like a challenge when I write. Insane characters provide such a different perspective that they make me have to really sit down and consider how this psychopath would handle a situation rather than how I would and how they developed into what they are, not everyone who is insane started out crazy of course.  Those are the kinds of things that fuel me to sink more and more time into a character so a lot of my characters wind up with their own brand of craziness. I should probably also note that not quite all of my characters are completely bonkers.

Edward: How long have you been doing RP and fanfiction in online forums?

Nit: Not very long actually. I’ve only written fan fiction and RPed on a forum since I joined the SWTOR site coming up on 2 years ago now. I have been playing RPGs for far longer than that of course and I had RPed in Star Wars Galaxies when I played what now seems like ages ago, but I was always far too terrified to try anything beyond that until I saw some RPing threads on the swtor site and decided I’d take a shot at it.

Edward: What got you started in this, writing fanfictions?

Nit: Not all engineers will admit it but numbers get boring day in and day out. I found myself quickly missing high school English classes, which I honestly never expected to hear myself say. Unfortunately though, there are only so many ways you can spice up a report on the various parts used to assemble a mechanical device and when you try, as I know well with the numerous attempts I’ve made, the assistant grading your paper will promptly tell you that your writing was too ‘narrative’ and that you need to be boring. That was what really made me decide that I needed to pick up writing just for fun again and flex my creativity. It was around this time that the SWTOR site went live, I spotted a few RP threads and decided to give it a shot and well things spun off from there.

Edward: What drew you to SWTOR in the first place?

Nit: I grew up as the original trilogy was re-released in theaters and the prequels hit theaters. I’ve always been a bit obsessed about Star Wars. It was this obsession that led me to eventually pick up Knights of the Old Republic, my first Bioware game and I’ve been a bit of a Bioware fan girl ever since. With all that in mind you could say I was pretty much instantly drawn to SWTOR.

Edward: What do you think is the most rewarding thing in writing fan fictions?

Nit: I find the most rewarding thing is simply getting your ideas out there and working with other likeminded people to craft a story especially when those other writers and RPers seem to click together.

Edward: What do you think could be improved in fan fictions?

Nit: I’d love to see people being more open to criticism and more willing to provide others actual feedback. I feel like a lot of people miss major chances for improvement as a result.

Edward: What do you think is the best writing you have done?

Nit: That’s hard to say, I don’t know that I have anything that I’d label my best. I suppose I have a few fan fictions sitting on my desktop which I’m still prodding at which might qualify if I ever find time to finish them.

Edward: Indeed. Well, this is a question some people are likely to ask. What kind of character will you play when SWTOR comes out?

Nit: Well I do know I’ll likely largely be staying on the Sith side of matters, darker more ‘evil’ characters hold a special place in my heart. Currently I’ve got my eyes on the Inquisitor class and Bounty Hunter where I can cross a few of my RP characters over, but I’ll see. Knowing myself, I’m liable to eventually wind up with one of everything.

Edward: Is there anything you might want to say to New Zealanders or Australians who read this blog?

Nit: If you ever feel tempted by RP or fan fiction, give it a shot; you might just be pleasantly surprised. And of course I’d love to visit both countries one day, diving at the Great Barrier Reef and kayaking in New Zealand are musts on my massive to-do list.

Edward: 🙂 Mine too. Well, thank you for your time.

NitWhit has been one of the major players in the SWTOR site since its founding in 2008. Her biting wit, intriguing (and insane) characters and her desire to assist other people -myself included- have made her a massive presence on the boards. Her skills in writing are only matched by her skills in art, and I like to call her a friend. It’s always best to stay on the good side of crazy people after all, right?

Check out NitWhit on Deviantart.com and SWTOR.com. The Mynock with a rifle is one of her pieces, and in my opinion, it’s not even close to the best one. She has talent, does NitWhit.